This fine bit of marketing arrived via email tonight. Anyone else get the same pitch? And if so, how did we get on their mailing list? They culled the UCI banned rider list from the last decade? All spelling/grammar errors remain uncorrected by your correspondent:
“We have contact with a couple of pharmacies that have access to WATSON SEALED 100ct BOTTLES. If you want smaller ammounts they will come in the smaller bottles not sealed.
All people that have sent in money and have not recieved their package wil lbe getting this product. Not the vicoden. I am sorry for the delays, the doctors were getting new accounts for medications.
Here is the mailing address.
POB box 206 1543 US Hwy 98 S Lakeland fl 33801
[NOTE: Think THAT’s a good idea for you, Mr. Consumer?]
- $440 / 100 count
- $880 / 200 count
- $1320 / 300 count
- $1760 / 400 count
- 40.00 shipping
DISCLAIMER: I’m not encouraging you to buy this shit from the Internet. Much of it is fake, all of it is illegal without a legit prescription from a US doctor (is you live in USA) and it could leave you afoul of USADA’s rules should you be called in or out of competition to pee for the testers (plus land you in jail).
BUT, if you have serious pain and you need to address it and racing is not in the picture, do not let your DEA-scared doctor refuse to prescribe you the pain medicine you need. Tylenol is for headaches…if you’ve shattered a knee or were shot or have chronic lower back pain, sometimes these meds are what you need to manage the pain during the healing process. Opiate dependency is an ugly thing, but so is chronic pain that significantly impacts your life- for the negative. As long as you’re not drug-seeking, do your research and be willing to show your doc – who may, in fact, have been incentivzed to write for a particular product – that you want to be involved in the process because you strongly desire to improve the quality of your life. And if he is not willing to let you be an active participant, find a new doctor. Having been in the “health care” system as an athlete for so many years now, the spread between world-class surgeons and GP’s who can’t even remember your name is profound. Don’t assume that the doctor is looking out for you – you need to look out for you first.